Kids Say the Funniest Things

Jake:
This is the whole story. I was sitting on the floor and he wrapped his arm around my leg. He said why are your legs not big, but then he said why are they bigger than daddy’s. So of course I asked, are you saying my legs are big or little. It was only after that question did the others follow. I guess I should not ask for clarification next time.

Judd:
I was helping Judd push up a popsicle. He asked you help me push up my popsicle mommy? Yes, buddy I am helping you. Mommy, you wipe my bottom? Yes (chuckle) I wipe your bottom. Mommy, nobody help you wipe your bottom. Cracking up, no buddy mommy doesn’t need help.

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